jill: hey wanna go to the micachu show with me tomorrow – i won free tickets on the current! (she always wins free tickets on the current. i’m not kidding, it’s been like 5 or 6 times at least.)
me: i’m too fat to go to concerts and stuff.
jill: shut your fucking mouth!
me: actually i’m surprised you would be ok with this crowd but not the sounds show.
jill: i will go to the sounds but not enjoy the crowd but it’s free tomorrow!
me: well my next excuse was gonna be that i’m broke but i guess that’s not gonna fly.
jill: ha ha yup! you gotta go! woooooohooooooo. so like they’re like the best thing to come out of 2009 apparently!
me: totally. i don’t have any 80s gear though. or any of my youth.
jill: we’re not going to try and look young. we’re going to look age appropriate and confident.
jill: what’s so damn funny? nothing? that’s right.
… but if it’s not funny, then why did i laugh so hard for the next five minutes?